Being the one to find the paedophile  is funny at first but……

Being the one to find the paedophile  is funny at first but……

lordmx:

Adam Isaac Jackson

lordmx:

Adam Isaac Jackson

Are you a Mexi-Can or a Mexi-Can’t?

“Bear in Mind”
“Beauty know’s no bounds”

“Beauty know’s no bounds”

No one washes a car like “Fashion Activist” Igor Dewe , I could think of no better place than the Valentino Show during Paris Fashion Week to wash one’s car either.

” If Faith had twins, she’d probably have two Pacs, Get it, Tu-Pac’s?”
ratherchildish:

There’s happy.  And then there’s Star Wars happy.  (Kenner, 1980)

ratherchildish:

There’s happy.  And then there’s Star Wars happy.  (Kenner, 1980)

It’s on tonight, when we get on the mics to begin I bring fright like piranha bites slice with precision, my rhythm and rhyme interlocks and drops heavy, hitting harder than cinder blocks on the march like a mastodon i’m strong and built to last in this rap-a-thon so pass it on, I bring heat like twin holsters roast a hype beat like a bath full of toasters you want a fair one, nah, cuz you’re scared run, quit, then admit you’d get lit like a flare gun your little rap on this camel’s back you could add a million of ‘em and I’d handle that but you’ve got no spine and me when it’s showtime I keep the crowd groovin till they hang up the closed sign guys to girls dancin (ooh) so doowutchyalike but don’t touch the mic just watch nice and close like microscopes as I go, set to blow like isotopes papa gotta new pair of shoes to catch caribous with a verse so sick I took Theraflu Andy Cooper, I don’t need an alias
stun anyone in a hundred mile radius cuz I come off quicker than a Snapple top
And cats jock like Germans on Hasselhoff

Andy C- Ugly Duckling
I wish i had wrote this book first…….

I wish i had wrote this book first…….

(Source: etsy.com, via soul-surfer)

Well , i don’t usually kiss on the first date but…..

Well , i don’t usually kiss on the first date but…..

(Source: fuckyeahtattoos)